Thursday August 17, 2017

229th day of the year.

There are 136 days remaining until the end of the year


There are 18 days remaining until Labor Day

There are 24 days remaining until Grandparents Day


Today is Baby Boomers Recognition Day, National #2 Pencil Day, National Black Cat Appreciation Day, National Thrift Shop Day and National Vanilla Custard Day

Thursday's Birthday Cake

Donnie Wahlberg (48)

 

Trending ...


- Powerball.com claims no one won last night's jackpot. Saturday's drawing is worth $510 millionwith a lump sum cash payout of $324.2 million

 

Drake and Mariah Carey are secretly communicating A source tells the site; "Mariah Carey and Drake are in secret contact with rumors whirling the two are secretly dating. 

 

UNICORN THEMED WEDDINGS ARE NOW A THINGhttp://bit.ly/2uPiAyU

 

VIDEO: A PILOT DROPPED HIS PHONE FROM THE PLANE AND IT RECORDED THE ENTIRE FALLhttp://fxn.ws/2fKZ6sX

 

Fergie took to social media yesterday to share a teaser for her upcoming record, Double Dutchess, -  the album will be available for pre-sale on August 25th.

 

P!nk Debuts ‘What About Us’ Music Video

 

Millions of students will head back to school during the next three weeks.

 

Sloths climb down to the ground just once a week, in order to do what?
 
A: poop
 

 
Crocodiles can survive up to how long without food?
 
A: Three years


- Donald Trump Tweet of the Day: ''Amazon is doing great damage to tax paying retailers. Towns, cities and states throughout the U.S. are being hurt - many jobs being lost!''

 

25% of men have proposed without a ring.


- ESPN predicts the Floyd Mayweather-Conor McGregor fight will be seen in over 1 billion households worldwide.

 

NFL Football On ESPN (Tampa Bay Buccaneers at Jacksonville Jaguars)

  • Fleas have tested positive for the bubonic plague in two counties in Arizona.
  • Barack Obama's post-Charlottesville tweet is now the most-like tweet in Twitter history.
  • The city of Baltimore quietly removed several Confederate statues overnight.
  • There's a new dating show in the UK where a robot A robot will use artificial Intelligence to solve celebrity relationship issues.
  • Usain Bolt is set to make his debut as a soccer player with Manchester United.


- ESPN claims funnel cake bacon cheeseburgers are being served at the Texas State Fair. Deep fried Fruit Loops are also being served


People magazine claims Cadbury-coated Oreo cookies have hit store shelves in Australia. A box sells for $3.80. North Americans want the cookies sold here

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·         WHAT A MISTAKE THIS COULD HAVE BEEN:  E! initially took a pass on the show, until Ryan Seacrest talked execs into taking a second look..

  • KUWTK now airs in 167 countries and boasts nine spinoffs to date. It has been E!’s top-rated series since 2010, now averaging 2.1 million viewers every Sunday, even in its 13th season.

Details on Kardashian Pay Checks and Endorsement Deals Per THR:

·         Kim earned $45.5 million last year. Her KKW cosmetics brand made $14.4 million in earnings on its first day.

·         Kylie has racked up $420 million in sales for Kylie Cosmetics in the past 18 months.

·         Kendall earns $370K per paid Instagram post and is No. 3 on Forbes’ highest-paid models list.

·         Kris earns $4.3 million annually from E! before ratings bonuses. She also gets a cut of her kids’ earnings.

·         Khloe earned $15 million last year from endorsements and boutiques. Her Good American denim lined earned $1 million in sales on its first day.

·         Kourtney earned $10 million last year, 10% of which reportedly came from social media endorsements

 

 

84 year-old Mary Grams, of Camrose, Alberta, Canada, was recently reunited with a wedding ring she lost 13 years ago while weeding in her garden. A carrot had grown through the ring. Colleen Daley found the ring on Mary's old property while pulling carrots. She then called Mary so she could return the ring.

Mary tells the Toronto Sun; “I feel relieved and happy inside. We were giggling and laughing. It fit. After that many years it fits.”

 

 

New Movies Opening Tonight

The Hitman's Bodyguard (Rated R) ... STARRING: Ryan Reynolds, Samuel L. Jackson, Gary Oldman, Salma Hayek ... the world's top bodyguard (Ryan Reynolds) is hired to make sure a hitman (Samuel L. Jackson) safely makes it to his trial at the International Court of Justice.

Logan Lucky (Rated PG-13) ... STARRING: Channing Tatum, Adam Driver, Seth MacFarlane, Katie Holmes, Hilary Swank, Daniel Craig ... brothers Jimmy (Channing Tatum) and Clyde Logan (Adam Driver) plan a lucrative robbery during the Coca-Cola 600 NASCAR race at Charlotte Motor Speedway

 

 

Bonnie Tyler Will Sing 'Total Eclipse of the Heart' During Monday's Eclipse: Time Magazine claims Bonnie Tyler is going to sing her 1983 hit song 'Total Eclipse of the Heart'' during Monday's actual eclipse. The performance will take place aboard Royal Caribbean's Total Eclipse Cruise. The cruise ship plans to sail into the path of the eclipse

 

 

Drunk Crashes Into "Report Drunk Drivers" Sign: KSBW claims Steven DeWitt was recently drunk when he crashed his Jeep into a road sign in Aptos, California. The sign read: "Report Drunk Drivers". Steven was charged with a DUI

 

 

Chuck-E-Cheese Band Breaking Up: CBS claims Chuck-E-Cheese is getting rid of their animatronic band. CEO Tom Leverton says; “It’s the biggest thing we’ve done for the look and feel of Chuck E. Cheese for two decades. The kids stopped looking at the animatronics years and years ago, and they would wait for the live Chuck E. to come out.

 

 

 

Man Rewards Honest Town With Ramen Noodles: The South China Morning Post claims a man recently purchased 5,000 bowls of Ramen noodles for residents in Chongqing, China. The man was planning to propose to his girlfriend, but left his bag and a 3-carat diamond ring outside of a noodle shop. A resident found the bag and gave it to the restaurant's manager. The manager found the bag's owner before he bought $5,200 worth of noodles to show his appreciation for the town's honesty

 

Man's Widow And Mistress Brawl At His Funeral: The NY Post claims a widow recently brawled with her dead husband's mistress at his funeral in Dayton, Ohio. The mistress arrived and told everyone she was the dead man's current girlfriend. The widow asked the girlfriend to leave. When she refused, the two started fighting before the widow pepper-sprayed the mistress and crowd. No one was arrested. Funeral workers were unsuccessful in their attempts to break up the fight.

 

 

Woman Gets Lost in Woods - Emerges a Month Later
In Alabama, 25-year-old Lisa Theris miraculously survived 28 days lost in thousands of acres of forest before turning up on the side of a road in Bullock County. The poor woman was in such bad shape - naked, dirty, with matted hair and covered in bug bites - that motorist Judy Garner initially mistook her for a deer. Garner believes that she found Theris just in time saying, "I don't think she could have made it much longer." Theris told authorities she survived on berries, mushrooms, and water from puddles and creeks. She was admitted to a hospital in critical condition, having lost some 50 pounds. Authorities are still piecing together what happened but two suspects arrested weeks ago on burglary and theft charges told officers Theris was in a vehicle with them on July 18 when she learned they planned to rob a hunt camp. The suspects said Theris wanted no part and exited the vehicle. Without a phone or even shoes, she then got lost in the woods at night and it went downhill from there. Her brother says Theris is now out of the hospital and recovering at her parents' home in Louisville. Authorities hope to interview her once she's recovered. 

 

 

WHAT?

an mp3 file containing ten minutes of silence has become a popular iTunes download. The silent track costs 99 cents, and is being used by people in their cars to prevent their iTunes playlists from auto-playing.

 

 

SOUNDS

Zach Galifianakis On Jimmy Kimmel ... Zach brings donuts for the studio audience so he can get votes to win an Emmy. Jimmy tells him only academy members vote. He takes the donuts back from the audience members. Zach says he took his family on vacation in the south. They went there to take down certain statues.

 

New England Patriots Quarterback Tom Brady On Practicing At Age 40 ... Brady says practicing at age 40 is easier than when he was younger. He says he never gets sore and would practice twice a day if they would let him.

 

 

Today's Mindbender: ''34% of unfaithful men tell their partner they are doing this when they are really cheating. What is it?''

Extra Clue: could take all day

Extra Clue: not work

Final Clue: done alone or most likely with three other friends

Answer: playing golf