Tuesday, May 16, 2017
136th day of the year. 
There are 229 days remaining until the end of the year
There are 33 days remaining until Father's Day
Today is Love a Tree Day, National Mimosa Day, National Piercing Day, National Sea Monkey Day and National Wear Purple for Peace Day
 
Tuesday's Birthday Cake:
Megan Fox (31)
Alex Pall, one half of The Chainsmokers, (32)
Man vs. Food star Adam Richman (43)
Tori Spelling (44)
Jason Wee-Man Acuna from Jackass (44)
Bill Rancic (46)
Janet Jackson (51)
 
Trending ...
 
A study says birds choose their neighbors based on their personality just like humans.
 
 
That wave of ransome-ware and malware continues. Be very careful about what you click on when it comes to your email and social media. There is some nasty stuff out there right now.  
 
 
Apparently "Avocado hand" injuries are increasing where people accidentally cut themselves while slicing an avocado.
 
 
GOOD ROMP CAN LAST UP TO 48 HOURS-  48 hours is the amount of time you can experience a sex "afterglow,"
 
 
Apple is reportedly working on an iCar.
 
 
Katy Perry's 5th studio album will be called "Witness," it'll be released this fall when she also launches a Witness concert tour.
 
 
- Us Weekly claims Chris Daughtry may join American Idol as a judge. He finished fourth on the show in 2006
 
 
- McDonald's restaurants in Japan have added curly fries to their menu. The 'Twister Fries' are also being sold in the Philippines
 
 
- OnCars claims Harley-Davidson is planning to sell an electric motorcycle. It will be able to travel 46 miles on a single charge.
 
 
A 110-million-year-old dinosaur fossil found in Canada is being called the best preserved ever.
 
 
- The Wrap claims CBS has cancelled Matthew Perry's sitcom The Odd Couple. It aired for three seasons
 
- The Impulsive Buy website claims limited edition Mississippi Mud Pie Oreo cookies have hit store shelves. They feature a chocolate and whipped cream filling
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Today is International Body Piercing Day
A survey by Skinfo reveals that 30% of HR managers feel that bad breath and piercings are bigger red flags than tattoos
 
 
 
NO MORE 18 AND GONE:  Millenials say 26 is the ideal age when they should move out of their parents' home. Millenials say living at home past 28 is embarrassing
 
 
 
Antonio Cromartie is expecting his 14th child despite having a vasectomy. His wife Terica Instagrammed that she will be expecting their sixth child together. She gave birth to twins in May 2016 after revealing Antonio had undergone a vasectomy. The NY Post claims he pays at least $336,000 a year in child support. Antonio reportedly has children with 7 different women
 
 
NICE WORK SON]
 an Amtrak train recently stalled on its way from New York to Washington. Dom's Pizza in Newport. Delaware got a phone call from a passenger, who wanted a pizza. The pizzeria filled the order by having their deliveryman walk through a backyard, climb down a steep embankment and navigate a water-filled ditch.
 
 
Lucky Charms Marshmallows Giveaway: Teen Vogue claims Lucky Charms is giving away 10,000 boxes of just marshmallows. Specially-marked boxes of Lucky Charms have been placed on store shelves. A 14-digit code has been digitized on the inside of the back panel of each special box. Those who find the code and enter it at MarshmallowOnly.com get a free box of Lucky Charms Marshmallows Only
 
 
Insect Vending Machine: The Houston Museum of Natural Science has an insect vending machine in the Brown Hall of Entomology. The snack chips are made from ground cricket flour while the lollipops are made from bugs.
 
 
WANT TO FALL ASLEEP FASTER?
Kiwi Makes You Sleep Better
A new study by Taiwan's Taipei Medical University reveals that eating kiwi before bed helps you sleep more soundly. Volunteers, who ate two kiwi fruits before bed slept 13% longer than those who didn't. Volunteers, who ate two kiwi fruits before bed fell asleep 35% faster than those who didn't
 
 
Jesus Had the Good Sense to Not Walk on Crocodile Invested Water
If Jesus did walk on water, it would appear he had the good sense not to do it on crocodile infested areas. Not so for Nigerian pastor Jonathan Mthethwa who was trying to show his congregation how Jesus walked on water by crossing what is locally known as Crocodile River on foot. Unfortunately, during the demonstration, he was promptly killed and eaten by three crocodiles in front of everyone. The pastor, from the Satin of the Last Days church, managed to get around 90-feet into the river before disaster struck. Eyewitness Deacon Nkosi told local reporters, "He promised he would demonstrate his faith to us today, but he unfortunately ended up drowning and getting eaten by three large crocodiles in front of us. We still don't understand how this happened because he fasted and prayed the whole week. They finished him in a couple of minutes." Reportedly all that was left of Pastor Mthethwa was a pair of sandals and his underwear floating above the water. (Metro)
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TIME MACINE
89-  "I'll Be There for You" Bon Jovi
99-  "Livin' la Vida Loca" Ricky Martin
09-  "Boom Boom Pow"dagger The Black Eyed Peas
 
 
AUDIO STUFFF
IS PAULA COMING BACK TO IDOL?
Paula is excited about the "American Idol" revival, but does not want to come back to the show
 
SOUNDS
Watercooler Audio Montage ... today's montage has the following soundbites:
Paula Abdul is excited about the return of American Idol
Aaron Hernandez's Fiancée On Dr. Phil
Ricky Gervais Asked His Own Twitter Followers To "Fat-Shame" Him
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Today's Mindbender: ''10% of women would do this at work in exchange for being able to fit into all of their clothes. What is it?"
Extra Clue: involves the boss
Exta Clue: might regret it later
Final Clue: nothing sexual
Answer: take a pay cut